Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.