Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.