Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.