Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.