How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing