How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.