A: Replace the nails with screws.
Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!
A gobblin. I'll see myself out...
Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
