How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan