How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: WHAT

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What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

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How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb?

Juan.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing