What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

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What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum