What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.