How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

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How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !