How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!