Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet