Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet