Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.