Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.