Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet