Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.