Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!