How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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They stop calling each other.

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What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

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Squeak, Squeak, Squeak