How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak