How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !