What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !