Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!