Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

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What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.