Mobster Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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A. At a secondhand store.

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I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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Franchicing

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Just ice

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Rigatoni!

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.