Mobster Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Matta Jokes More Matta Jokes

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Who's driving ?

Immigration. (ICE)

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.