Police Car Jokes

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

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What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.