Police Car Jokes

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants