Police Car Jokes

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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What's a policeman's favorite gaming console?

Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

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