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They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
With a police car, the pricks are on the inside
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
He tried to blow up a police car.
You need to cul de sac.
Because she couldn't stand him.
Let's just be cousins.
Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!
With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
Woof da.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
It was an udder catastrophe.
You wave!
Unplug the merry-go-round.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed
