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They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
With a police car, the pricks are on the inside
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
He tried to blow up a police car.
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
Wow, this blew up!
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
Luke warm
King Kong in clingfilm
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
They should at least take a shot at it
Put it in water
You put it in water
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
You get to the other side.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
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