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They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
With a police car, the pricks are on the inside
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
He tried to blow up a police car.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!
A quarterback.
Coach.
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
An Astronaut.
A: They can both drive you crazy.
So the other one could drive
I don't know, I've never tri
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Bi-polar
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )
Chester.
He had Barkinson's
