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They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
With a police car, the pricks are on the inside
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
He tried to blow up a police car.
I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
You owe me one cannoli."
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
Lets go play on our bikes.
Because he lost his bat, man.
uh...a blacker eye?
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.
Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!
A police dog in disguise.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
