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They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
With a police car, the pricks are on the inside
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
He tried to blow up a police car.
Nothing, you already told her once.
deez nuts
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
About 2-3 inches.
A Warsaw...
The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine
Unreliable, you racist prick.
Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!
Amiigo
The rest are hunt'n peckers.
who wants 2 try?
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
A: Someone stole the book.