What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one flag say to another?

What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.