What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.