What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body