What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body