What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.