What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

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What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.