What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!