What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.