What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.