What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund