What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.