What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.