What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.