What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.