What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"