What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!