What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.