What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk