What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.