No one's told him he's black.
If it's bill withers!
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend
Because he's married.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters