What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's a woman's best curve?

Her smile.