What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.