What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.