What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.