How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight