A nervous wreck.
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A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
A snowfake.
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
Ruff
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
A: She went to sea a movie.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
No one's told him he's black.
Because it's too salty.
It's the sea section.
Because not even Nightbot is watching you.
Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
