What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ?

Amahl shook up !

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

Sixteen Jokes More Sixteen Jokes

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.