What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Sixteen Jokes More Sixteen Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.