What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Mercedes Benz Jokes More Mercedes Benz Jokes

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...