What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

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One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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Ghost avocado.

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Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.