What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...