What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...