What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Fifa Jokes More Fifa Jokes

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.