What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

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What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.