What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.