What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

Why do cats chase birds ?

For a lark !

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.