What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.