How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark