How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

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What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark