How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.