How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.