How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!