Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !