Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.