Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...

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What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!