Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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A marajuannabe.

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The next page.

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What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

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Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !