Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup?

A laksa.

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives