Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Because it never gets old.
I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Van Gogh: pardon
Pardon me.
