What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon