What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon