What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up