He has to have someone to blame the farts on.
Hey we have a toot in common.
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
They keep the mailman away from his wife
