Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.