When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
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Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
The Pastryarchy.
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
Blame it on the night
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"
I have only my shelf to blame"
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
He has to have someone to blame the farts on.
Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege
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Yeah... Lets blame Sony.
I blame my shelf
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
They fall in love.
Tufaloffahsofa
Gee, you knit
squishes out of the room*
GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Harlem Shake.
It's your fault!
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Tires need changing too you know!
Bricks get laid.
They are both very pedantic
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
A towel head.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)