When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
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Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
The Pastryarchy.
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
Blame it on the night
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"
I have only my shelf to blame"
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
He has to have someone to blame the farts on.
Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege
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Yeah... Lets blame Sony.
I blame my shelf
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.
Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.
Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.
Think about it.
A milkshake
This is all your fault!
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
She puts in in the microwave.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
The Naked Ape!
The elf-abet.
The Elfabet!
The shadow of his former shelf.
