What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.