What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.