What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"