What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.