What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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You don't know which witch is which!

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A widow.

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When they get to third base they think they've scored

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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Because those men already have boyfriends.

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She wiped her arse.

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Because they're both full of stuffing !

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It was stuffed.

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The Pastryarchy.

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I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.