What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Chic Pea Jokes More Chic Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.