Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Decimal Jokes More Decimal Jokes

What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.