asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
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Hodor! Hodor!"
He had -ity!
asked every guy under 30.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
Well, that's the edamame.
Your mother didn't give you love.
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
Everywhere.
Because decimals always have a point.
