asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
A legend
One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.
IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
You gotta catch Jamal
I just need some bread
Ask them to pronounce it.
Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Oh it doesn't really matter.
I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."
to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"
Everywhere.
Because she hasn't got arms !
1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.
Because decimals always have a point.
