Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

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What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

What do you call the teacher who's late?

Mister bus

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Decimal Jokes More Decimal Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.