What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin