What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin