What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.