What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.