Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Nato Jokes More Nato Jokes

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.