Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

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He was snowed in

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

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They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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Cri-me-a river!"

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.