Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!