Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.