Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

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How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

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He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

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Putin! Putin!

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Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!