Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.