Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!