Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!