Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.