What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in