What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.