What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!