Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

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What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow. I'll show myself out...

What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.