Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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You're a day late and a dolla short!

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Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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A Moscow-ito !

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.