Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.