Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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A Buddha-pest.

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Jalapeno Business...........

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.