What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.