Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
Because of the .
You guys have no life!"
Shoot lions.
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
She tried to read a road sign going 45mph
A: "What did you name the other one "
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.