What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!