What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull