What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it