What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.