What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD