What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

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What's the highest form of flattery?

Summitery.

What is the highest form of flattery?

A plateau

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Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.