What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What's the highest form of flattery?

Summitery.

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Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load