Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe