Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.