Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.