Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus !

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.