What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !