What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

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