What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !