What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs