Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end