Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Who won the race?

Society.

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"