Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.