Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German rice cake?

A reich cake

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you