Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.
Only 12. One for every month.
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
The Internship
Cause they're white
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
