How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up